1.When men say women are evil I just laugh. What do you expect from the only creature that met the devil one on one?
2.Not all marriages start with .."will you marry me?" Some start with " I am pregnant
3.only in African that people don't rest even after
death, they still work as Ancestors or gods,busy
eating kolanuts,demanding schnapps and fowls.
4.Research shows that birth control pills and c*ndoms are 2nd and 3rd most effective methods of controlling population growth . School Fees continues to be No. 1
death, they still work as Ancestors or gods,busy
eating kolanuts,demanding schnapps and fowls.
4.Research shows that birth control pills and c*ndoms are 2nd and 3rd most effective methods of controlling population growth . School Fees continues to be No. 1
5.Actors and Actresses kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don't fall in love... But this girl just clicked "like" on your picture and you have been thinking about it for days?? My Brother, what ever is wrong with you , we all don't know...But we will pray for you.
6. Stupidity is when you have a headache and instead of buying PanadoL, you use the money to buy airtime and log into facebook and post "Feeling a headache" with 57 others, just to get comments like "Get well soon, Sorry dear "....Your foolishness is beyond repair...
7. I sometimes look my parent and wonder if they gave birth to me through #s**, they look so innocent..
8.People say falling in love is d best feeling�but I think finding a toilet wen u av running stomach is truly the best feeling
9.Don't say money changed them... You didn't text them when they were broke REMEMBER
10.As she returned from the valentine break, my brother give her atleast three months before you do anything with her..
Except you're ready to father somebody's Child... �
Except you're ready to father somebody's Child... �
11.Ladies repeat after me..
"My boyfriend's money" Is not my money...
"My boyfriend's money" Is not my money...
12.My Sister in 2018, when your boyfriend's main girlfriend sends you that "please leave my man alone" text, tell her to attach a copy of her marriage certificate and an affidavit of him saying he wants to be left alone.
13.If you gonna cheat, at least do it for material gain..cheat and get Land, car, house or something. Not just genital fluids
14. Nothing stresses like having a guy who is actually good in bed but broke
14. Nothing stresses like having a guy who is actually good in bed but broke
15. I thought I know English until l heard my neighbour explaining difference btw Email and Gmail,
Email is a mail sent by electricity.
Gmail is a mail sent by generator.
Email is a mail sent by electricity.
Gmail is a mail sent by generator.
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